1. Your Name: Harry Potter 2. Are we friends? Not by any definition known to me. 3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? In your dreams. 4. Would you kiss me? Only if I had some kind of contact poison that'd kill you and not me. 5. ...with tongue? Ditto 6. Would you enjoy it? Only if you died. 7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? One of us wouldn't be coming back. 8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? "Oops! My knife slipped between your ribs." 9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: No. 10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Oh yes, I'd end your misery. 11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Nope. 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? If it was something good, I'd defend your rotten reputation. 13. Do you think I'm a good person? No. 14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Never 15. Do you think I'm hot? Only if I set you on fire 16. Would you call me just because? No. 17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? No. 18. If you could change anything about me, would you? Yes, I change your current status from "living" to "deceased". 19. Would you have sex with me? Not even if you were the last human on the planet and had slipped me a love potion. 20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? You want a noose? 21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Nothing yet. Get back to me when you're pushing up the daisies. 22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Already on mine.
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Date: 2006-02-10 09:51 pm (UTC)2. Are we friends? Not by any definition known to me.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? In your dreams.
4. Would you kiss me? Only if I had some kind of contact poison that'd kill you and not me.
5. ...with tongue? Ditto
6. Would you enjoy it? Only if you died.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? One of us wouldn't be coming back.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? "Oops! My knife slipped between your ribs."
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: No.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Oh yes, I'd end your misery.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Nope.
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? If it was something good, I'd defend your rotten reputation.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? No.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Never
15. Do you think I'm hot? Only if I set you on fire
16. Would you call me just because? No.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? No.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you? Yes, I change your current status from "living" to "deceased".
19. Would you have sex with me? Not even if you were the last human on the planet and had slipped me a love potion.
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? You want a noose?
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Nothing yet. Get back to me when you're pushing up the daisies.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Already on mine.
Harry is such a mouthy boy.