As seen in Remus' journal

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iTunes Prophecies: Go to your iTunes playlist and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

I used Winamp, but the result should not be any different.

1. What do you think of me, iTunes (Winamp)?
Kiss from a Rose (Seal)
A thorny pleasure...

2. Will I have a happy life?
Forgive me (Evanescence)
Depends, I presume.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
The eyes of truth (Enigma)
What truth?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
The funeral of hearts (H.I.M.)
I'll take that as a no.

5. What does Remus think of me?
One (Alanis Morisette)
Yes, I am one...

6. How can I make myself happy?
Narcissus (Alanis Morisette)
Excessive self-love is something I've never indulged myself in, but perhaps self-loathing is the wrong way as well.

7. What should I do with my life?
More than words can say (Extreme)
....

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Sweetest perfection (depeche mode)
Because perfection is impossible, and still we want it, seek it, need it...

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Different Delusions (Shawn Colvin)
Is pleasure just a delusion?

10. Will I ever have children?
Sympathetic character (Alanis Morisette)
I think that will be a resounding no. Students were enough.

11. Will I die happy?
It's not unusual (Tom Jones)
But not certain either...

12. Can you give me some good advice?
Wicked game (Chris Isaac)
Is that not what I am doing now?

13. Do you know where your children are?
Mea Culpa (Enigma)
I have nothing to say to this.

14. What do you think happiness is?
All I ever wanted (Depeche Mode)
Very true.